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We built this brand for those who know exactly who they are—and don’t mind sweating through it.
Not for approval.
Not for applause.
Just because it feels good to move, to flex, to show up in your own skin.
At Sweaty Johnson, we make the kind of clothing you wear when you’re not performing. When you’re living. When you’re letting go. The stitching matters. The ethics matter. But it also matters how you feel: strong, filthy, grounded, free.
This is softness without apology. Masculinity without the mask.
It’s kink. It’s comfort. It’s community.
And yeah—sometimes it’s just a really good jockstrap.
Come as you are.
And bring a towel.
quality
We don’t cut corners. We cut patterns.
Every stitch, every strap, every tag is built with purpose—and made under ethical conditions. Fair wages. Real oversight. No excuses. We work with factories that treat people like people, not machines. Because quality isn’t just how it feels on your skin—it’s how it got there.
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environmentallyfriendly
We don’t outsource our conscience.
Every product we make starts with people—real ones. The kind who deserve safety, fair wages, and dignity on the job. We work only with factories that meet high labor standards and prove it. No sweatshops. No shortcuts. No excuses.
If we can’t trace it, we don’t touch it.
Because there’s nothing sexy about exploitation—and nothing sexier than equality.
Feels good. Wears better.
We don’t use cheap blends or flashy synthetics. Our cotton is GOTS-certified organic, meaning it’s grown without toxic chemicals—safer for the planet, safer for the people who pick it (yes, it's hand picked), and safer for the ones who wear it.
We use combed cotton for a smoother feel with no pilling. Our double yarn process locks in color and strengthens the structure—because premium isn’t just how it feels on day one. It’s how it holds up after the tenth wash, the fifth night out, or the second round.
If it’s touching your skin, we made sure it's safe, soft and satisfying.
Premium means premium.
We’re not perfect. But we give a damn.
Our packaging is 100% compostable and recyclable.
Our cotton is grown with less water, fewer chemicals, and farming methods that actually respect the soil. We ship in bulk, reduce waste where we can, and keep our carbon footprint low without making a big show of it.
We’re not here to greenwash.
We’re here to do better—because the planet doesn’t need more garbage, and neither do you.
Less waste. Less harm.
More sweat, more wear, more life.